The Dark Side of Satch
One of our neighbors gave Satch a black cherry Halloween lollipop that turned his tongue black. He wanted to photograph himself in the bathroom mirror. I kept my hand on the camera for fear of it being dropped into the sink.
Some little known Satch facts:
- He freaks if he gets even a drop of water on his face and immediately screams for a towel.
- He freaks when he has snot and yells, "BOOGERS...TISSUE!"
- If no tissue is available, he'll wipe snot on me and run away.
- He will no longer eat anything green.
- He will no longer eat tomato sauce.
- Now that he understands not to interrupt me when I'm on the phone, he just stands next to me and repeats everything I'm saying until I can no longer speak English.
Have a good weekend, everyone!