Satchel's Dada

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me, "Do you know your husband looks like Robin Williams?".


My reply is always, "Yes I know he does, but he's not as hairy".

(I'm a big Robin Williams fan, by the way.)

• He has a smirky grin that makes him look as though he's up to some mischief.
• He has wonderful blue eyes framed by small wire spectacles.
• His hair sticks straight up in the morning like rooster.
  
• He walks on his toes with a happy-go-lucky kind of gait, like a boy who scored his first homerun of the summer.
• He's a loyal Royal's fan (even though they suck).
  
• He hates squash of any variety, brussel sprouts, cauliflower and beets.
• He LOVES peanut butter.
• He drinks chocolate milk with a spoon.
  
• He is a devoted daddy.
  
• He has a terrific sense of humor.

Dadaisms aka The Jocular Vernacular of Satchel's Dada:

1. Maters = Tomatoes
2. Taters =Potatoes
3. Crakes = Pancakes
4. Spin Och = Spinach
5. Posster = Pasta
6. Paramecium = Parmesan
   
7. Sloppy Bro's = Sloppy Joe's
   
8. French Roast = French Toast
9. Scrubway = Subway
10. Stupidity = Humidity
11. Code = Cold
    
12. Fadge itus = Fajitas
13. Samich = Sandwich
14. Booger King = Burger King
15. David Buoy = David Bowie
16. Miluk = Milk
17. Co Kola = Coca Cola
18. Ah Guar = Agua/Water
    

"Cool Beans"!